|A Tommy Tale|
|Season 3, episode 13|
|Air date||December 22, 2017|
|Previous||Fast Times at Bayview High|
However, to make sure they're really in the right time period, Kimmy and D.J. ask the kids to hand over all modern items... including tech stuff and, in Jackson's case, a bag of Doritos (see Quotes). The kids, in turn, challenge the ladies to go tech-free for the entire day (just like them). But the challenge ends up going from hi-tech to lo-tech in a matter of minutes and even Stephanie gets in on the action (see Quotes).
[After Kimmy finds another tech device under Ramona's bonnet...]
D.J.: [to Jackson] You too, Davy Crockett. [going through Jackson's coonskin cap to ensure all his modern stuff is gone, but voila...] I don't think pioneer kids were eating Doritos.
Jackson: How do you know? You weren't there. Or maybe you were.
Kimmy: [looking at her phone] OMG! Look at this cat flushing a toilet! [As she and her best friend watch the video, the kids rush over.] Ah, ah, ah! There were no toilet-flushing kitties in the frontier. Come on, one day without your precious social media isn't gonna hurt.
Jackson: [scoffs] Oh yeah? Let's see you unplug for the day. [And with the gauntlet thrown, the challenge's answered.]
[Later, during the challenge...]
D.J.: Tommy's doing great... and so am I. Emily gave me three stars today. Two for being cute and one for being quiet. [But when she sees her best friend using a mallet to whack a huge wood block with hard candy on it, this begs the question...] What are you doing?
Kimmy: Playing Candy Crush.
D.J.: Oh, I see. You don't miss your phone at all.
Kimmy: [writes something down on a Post-It note and giving it to her best friend] Ding! [a.k.a. the text sound]
D.J.: What's this?
Kimmy: A prehistoric text.
D.J.: [reading the "text"] "Give me my phone back or else!" Delete [by crumbling it up and returning it]. Hey, I have to go back to Tommy, and you... [notices her best friend holding a placemat up in front of her face] What are you doing?
Kimmy: I'm blocking you. [follows her out the door with the placemat still up, then walks back to the kitchen] And now I'm unfollowing you.
[Then, after Kimmy gets her phone back, Stephanie walks downstairs.]
Kimmy: Steph! You haven't accepted my friend request!
Stephanie: It's been a busy two years.