Jesse's Girl is the eighth episode of the first season of Full House.
Plot Summary
In a flashback, the girls find out why Jesse seems poised to do great bodily harm to Joey. It all began when he brought home his latest girlfriend Corinna, ostensibly to give her guitar lessons. However, he gets a harsh lesson of his own when she demonstrates a decided preference for Joey--especially when he delivers an extemporaneous one-man re-enactment of The Wizard of Oz. Just when it looks like Jesse and Joey will never be able to mend their differences, an unexpected mediator saves the day.
Quotes
Jesse: It's all because of a little story entitled "Mean Mr. Joey stabs Sweet Uncle Jesse in the back".
D.J.: Story time.
Danny: Girls, you don't want to hear "Mean Mr. Joey stabs Sweet Uncle Jesse in the back", do you?
D.J.: Yeah. It's got a great title.
D.J.: Oh, Dad, something's happened to the TV. It's snowing in Kansas.
Danny: The cable goes out every time there's a storm.
Stephanie: Fix it.
Danny: Steph, this is not something I can fix.
Stephanie: Fix it.
Danny: Steph, I'm gonna call the cable company.
Stephanie: You'll get a busy signal. Fix it.
Danny: Why wasn't I born a cable repairman?