Full House
Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Girl Gone?
Season 5, episode 4
Oh where oh where has my little girl gone
Air date October 8, 1991
Writer(s) Mark Fink
Director Joel Zwick
Previous Take My Sister, Please
Next The King and I

Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Girl Gone is episode four of season five on Full House. It originally aired on October 8, 1991.

Opening Teaser[]

Jesse takes Michelle down to the basement, and she is surprised to see that her uncle has converted it into a recording studio. While showing off his equipment, he demonstrates by singing a duet with her. She chooses to sing "Respect" – which she calls "the spelling song".



In D.J.'s new room (see right), she shows Kimmy a sympathy card that she got from Kathy Santoni, apologizing for her "mega-crisis", even though D.J. has no idea what this means. Kimmy reveals that Todd Mitchell is spreading a false rumor that D.J. is the worst kisser in school, due to her refusing to let him kiss her on the way home from the library. Danny notices D.J.'s behavior and worries that something is wrong, but D.J. does not want her father involved and avoids the subject.

Later, under the guise of putting laundry away, Danny goes upstairs to D.J.'s room while she is not there, and he finds the card. The term "mega-crisis" causes Danny to be concerned, and he wants to know what is going on. At a bowling alley, Danny is spending some time with D.J. when Kimmy shows up and takes her to the mall, where Todd is continuing to spread the rumor.

Meanwhile, Jesse and Joey are no longer in the advertising business because Jesse has decided to concentrate more on his music, and Joey has decided to concentrate more on his comedy. Jesse turns his and Joey's office, which used to be the garage and then Joey's bedroom, into a soundproof recording studio, and after the studio is finished, they accidentally end up locked up in it. They ram the door, allowing the "recording" red light to dim, and them to exit.

Also meanwhile, Michelle and Stephanie are getting used to being new roommates. Stephanie is moving to D.J.'s old bed on the "cool side" of the room and Michelle's pencil bed is now in Stephanie's old spot. Stephanie does not want Michelle to hang up "Barney the Bear" in the room, as she thinks it is childish. She makes up the "Big Girls' Club", complete with it own short but simple song and dance (see Quotes). In order to join, they must get rid of all their baby stuff. Michelle is willing to let Barney go, but she also tries to get rid of Stephanie's cherished Mr. Bear. Stephanie explains that Mr. Bear is a member of the family, but Michelle insists that Barney is as well, and that he keeps monsters away. Stephanie gives up and the two sing the Big Girl song again.

At home, Danny slips up and mentions "mega-crisis," indicating to D.J. that he had seen the card. A furious D.J. believes that Danny's spying was uncalled for, telling him that he should respect her privacy and goes upstairs and slams her door shut, but he says that she is not showing him respect. D.J. helps him realize that she is not a little girl anymore, and no longer needs his help with every problem she has. They apologize to each other, and she assures him that if she ever has a problem that she can't handle, she will come to him with it. Danny says that he will be there for her, and they hug. D.J. then explains her "mega-crisis", and that at the mall, she and Kimmy confronted Todd. Kimmy got him in a headlock, and D.J. threatened to squirt him with mustard to force him to tell everyone the truth. Danny is amused by that and D.J. decides the best idea is to go out and get some frozen yogurt. She also mentions that she wants to drive, as she is getting her learner's permit, but he decides to drive, and she can operate the radio.


D.J.: This bad kisser thing could ruin my social life forever. Just how far has this rumor gone?
Kimmy: Hard to say. I heard it from my Algebra teacher.

[In what is now Stephanie and Michelle's room, Stephanie reorganizes and starts moving her stuff over to what was D.J.'s side.]
Stephanie: Living on this side of the room is gonna be so cool. I got the cool window, the cool closet, and the cool mirror to look at my cool self [waves to her reflection].
Michelle: I'm cool too. Look at this [holds up her Barney the Bear wall hanging].
Stephanie: You're not hanging up Barney the Bear in my room.
Michelle: It's my room too.
Stephanie: Yes, it is, and I have the perfect spot to hang Barney. Right inside the closet, where he can hibernate all winter [puts Barney inside her closet].
Michelle: Hey, is this a trick?
Stephanie: Michelle, bubby (see Trivia), baby, would I trick you?
Michelle: Yes, you would and don't call me 'bubby'.
Danny: [walking in] Hi, girls. [Michelle gets Barney back out of the closet.] Steph, did you happen to hear D.J. mention anything that might be bothering her?
Stephanie: Dad, I live with a kindergarten kid now. The only hot rumors I hear are: who put their mouth on the water fountain.
Michelle: Daddy, could you put Barney over my bed?
Danny: Aww, you bet I can, honey. I will tack him up right over here where nobody can miss him. [takes a push pin and using a high-pitched voice (the same one Bob Saget used on America's Funniest Home Videos):] Oh, careful, Danny. Careful, Danny. Careful. Ooooh! Thank you, Danny. That was good!
Michelle: Don't you think Barney looks cool?
Danny: The coolest [leaves the room].
Michelle: I know some tricks too, 'bubby'.

D.J.: Kimmy, we need a plan. We have to get people to stop saying I’m a bad kisser.
Kimmy: I’ve got it. Just make out with every guy in school until they change their minds.

[Back in Stephanie and Michelle's room, as Stephanie continues moving her stuff over to her new side, she is freaking out over Barney the Bear staring at her in the face.]
Stephanie: I can't take it! That thing keeps looking at me!
Michelle: That's because he likes you. [...]
[But at the same time, it seems neither wants to depart with their prized possessions.]
Stephanie: I know this is painful, so I'll get rid of Barney for you [prepares to take it down from the wall].
Michelle: And I'll get rid of Mr. Bear for you [picks it up off her sister's new bed].
Stephanie: [hearing those words] Freeze! [And her sister does so.] Drop the bear. [She does so.] Now, step away slowly. [And again, she does so, then puts her hands up as if she's busted.]
Michelle: You said no toys in the Big Girl's Club.
Stephanie: But Mr. Bear is not a toy. He's a member of the family.
Michelle: So is Barney. He keeps the monsters away.
Stephanie: There are no monsters here.
Michelle: See? He's doing a good job.
Stephanie: [sighs] Okay. The bears stay. [...]
[The girls repeatedly sing and dance the "Big Girl's Club" song – Michelle, enthusiastically and Stephanie, reluctantly.]
Both: 'I'm a big girl. You're a big girl. Yadda yadda yadda yadda ya'.

D.J.: So you really want to know about my 'mega-crisis'?
Danny: Hey, I don’t wanna pry. I’m dying to know [sits down on a footstool while D.J. is sitting on her new bed].
D.J.: Well, see, I got this rep as the worst kisser in the school.
Danny: Oh, thank God [sighs in relief].
D.J.: Dad, that is not a good thing!
Danny: Oh. Right. That’s bad. Right.
D.J.: You see, I never even kissed this guy, but he started spreading this ugly rumor. So, Kimmy and I tracked him down at the mall. Kimmy got him in a headlock, and I threatened him with a squirt bottle of mustard until he told everybody the truth.
Danny: [laughs] Well, he did the right thing. You know, those stubborn mustard stains are murder to get out.


  • The episode title is a take on the nursery rhyme/song "Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?" (originally titled "Der Deitcher's Dog")
  • The last episode to use the season four intro, as the first three episodes also used it so as to avoid giving away the new room (featuring D.J. typing at her computer)
  • The photo of D.J. (seen in the picture at the top of this page – and in the season 4 opening credits) is actually that of Candace Cameron before the series began
  • The first episode to feature Jesse's (And Later Joey's as well) finalized Basement Music Studio.
  • The first episode to feature Danny's short haircut. This haircut lasted throughout the rest of the series.

    Though his hair was cut at a shorter length than usual at the beginning of Season 5, it was not as short as it would appear after his final default haircut from this episode onward.

  • Danny's remark to D.J. of "invading Normandy" is a reference to the World War II event known as D-Day
  • Starting with this episode until Designing Mothers, Stephanie takes D.J.'s old bed, while Michelle's pencil bed is put in place of Stephanie's old bed (though it is unknown what became of it); in addition, the shelves that flanked Stephanie's old bed are now near the window (see References)
  • Stephanie calls Michelle "bubby" (also spelled: bubbie, bubbe, bube), a Yiddish word, which although it usually is what Jewish grandchildren call their grandmother, it can also be a name for a loved one[1]
  • When Kimmy asks Danny, "Are Wally and the Beave coming too?", she's referring to the brothers on Leave It To Beaver


Full House Episodes
Season 1
Our Very First ShowOur Very First NightThe First Day of SchoolThe Return of GrandmaSea CruiseDaddy's HomeKnock Yourself OutJesse's GirlThe Miracle of ThanksgivingJoey's PlaceThe Big Three-OOur Very First PromoSisterly LoveHalf a Love StoryA Pox in Our HouseBut Seriously, FolksDanny's Very First DateJust One of the GuysThe Seven-Month Itch (Part 1)The Seven-Month Itch (Part 2)Mad MoneyD.J. Tanner's Day Off
Season 2
Cutting It CloseTanner vs. GibblerIt's Not My JobD.J.'s Very First HorseJingle HellBeach Boy BingoJoey Gets ToughTriple DateOur Very First Christmas ShowMiddle Age CrazyA Little RomanceFogged InWorking MothersLittle Shop of SweatersPal JoeyBaby LoveEl Problema Grande de D.J.Goodbye Mr. BearBlast From the PastI'm There for You, BabeLuck Be a Lady (Part 1)Luck Be a Lady (Part 2)
Season 3
Tanner's IslandBack to School BluesBreaking Up is Hard to Do (in 22 Minutes)Nerd for a DayGranny TannyStar SearchAnd They Call It Puppy LoveDivorce CourtDr. Dare Rides AgainThe Greatest Birthday on EarthAftershocksJoey & Stacey and... Oh, Yeah, JesseNo More Mr. Dumb GuyMisadventures in BabysittingLust in the DustBye, Bye Birdie13 CandlesMr. EggheadThose Better Not Be the DaysHoney, I Broke the HouseJust Say No WayThree Men and Another BabyFraternity ReunionOur First Telethon
Season 4
Greek WeekCrimes and Michelle's DemeanorThe I.Q. ManSlumber PartyGood News, Bad NewsA Pinch for a PinchViva Las JoeyShape UpOne Last KissTerror in Tanner TownSecret AdmirerDanny in ChargeHappy New Year BabyWorking GirlOld Brown EyesStephanie Gets FramedA Fish Called MartinThe Wedding (Part 1)The Wedding (Part 2)Fuller House (episode)The Hole-in-the-Wall GangStephanie Plays the FieldJoey Goes HollywoodGirls Just Wanna Have FunThe GraduatesRock the Cradle
Season 5
Double TroubleMatchmaker MichelleTake My Sister, PleaseOh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Girl Gone?The King and IThe Legend of Ranger JoeThe Legend of Ranger JoeThe VolunteerGotta DanceHappy Birthday, Babies (Part 1)Happy Birthday, Babies (Part 2)Nicky and/or AlexanderCrushedSpellboundToo Much Monkey BusinessThe Devil Made Me Do ItDriving Miss D.J.Yours, Mine and OursThe Trouble with DannyFive's a CrowdGirls Will Be BoysCaptain Video (Part 1)Captain Video (Part 2)
Season 6
Come Fly With MeThe Long GoodbyeRoad to TokyoRadio DaysLovers and Other TannersEducating JesseTrouble in Twin TownThe Play's the ThingNice Guys Finish FirstI'm Not D.J.Designing MothersA Very Tanner ChristmasThe Dating GameBirthday BluesBe True to Your PreschoolThe Heartbreak KidSilence is Not GoldenPlease Don't Touch the DinosaurSubterranean Graduation BluesGrand Gift AutoRoom for One MoreProm NightThe House Meets the Mouse (Part 1)The House Meets the Mouse (Part 2)
Season 7
It Was a Dark and Stormy NightThe ApartmentWrong-Way TannerTough LoveFast FriendsSmash Club: The Next GenerationHigh AnxietyAnother Opening, Another No ShowThe Day of the RhinoThe Prying GameThe Bicycle ThiefSupport Your Local ParentsThe Perfect CoupleIs It True About Stephanie?The TestJoey's Funny ValentineThe Last DanceKissing CousinsLove on the RocksMichelle a la CarteBe Your Own Best FriendA Date with FateToo Little Richard Too LateA House Divided
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Comet's Excellent AdventureBreaking AwayMaking Out is Hard to DoI've Got a SecretTo Joey, With LoveYou Pet It, You Bought ItOn the Road AgainClaire and Present DangerStephanie's Wild RideUnder the InfluenceArrest Ye Merry GentlemenD.J.'s ChoiceThe ProducerSuper Bowl Fun DayMy Left and Right FootAir JesseDateless in San FranciscoWe Got the BeatTaking the PlungeUp on the RoofLeap of FaithAll Stood UpMichelle Rides Again (Part 1)Michelle Rides Again (Part 2)