A conversation with grandmother
"Mom, it's time to go home"
Farewell with grandmother
"Are we gonna have fun, or what?"
"You two are gonna get to be roommates"
Uncle Jesse's first appearance
Girls listen to Jesse's story
"Uncle Jesse, let's play ballerina."
Jesse: "Uncle Jesse doesn't want to play ballerina"
"Jesse, long time no see"
"You're hugging me in a room with pink bunnies."
Jesse opens the closet, and sees that the closet rack is too low.
D.J.: "Rule number two: never set foot on my half of the room."
"How do I get out of here?"
"Easy. You jump out the window and climb down the tree."
Stephanie climbs onto the window curtain
D.J. is looking at Stephanie's climbing
"Stephanie, what are you doing?"
"Honey, I told you everything is gonna work out super great."
Guys in D.J. & Stephanie's new room
Uncles in Michelle's room
"Michelle, little baby waby. What's the matter?" (Joey's baby voice)
Michelle stops crying for a moment
She resumes crying. "Hey, shut up!"
"The sprinkler" – first time in the show
Joey feeling the inside of the diaper
"I've never changed a diaper."
"Me neither. At least you touched one."
"I'll take the south end."
Jesse and Joey with Michelle, heading downstairs to the kitchen
"Step one, step two, step one, step two..."
"Okay, good. Look out. Okay, keep it coming."
"Where will we put the child?"
"Joey, this is a living thing. You don't just stick it in a pot... Use a meat rack."
"Settle down here; here we go."
"Are you gonna cook Michelle?"
"We're changing her diaper."
"Oh, then how do you roast a turkey?"
"Steph! Joey and I are busy."
After Joey takes off her diaper... "Ugh!"
Joey uses tongs to grab the dirty diaper, then...
...puts the diaper into a plastic bowl and puts the lid on it
"Okay, hold her up; I'll clean her off."
Joey is doing his best by using the water sprayer on her
"All right now, come on, gently now, gently now... There we go."
"Okay. Fan her. Fan her fanny."
[pointng to the paper towels] "Hey, super absorbent."
"Bring it over. Okay, now what?"